![]() This lady comes from a generation that knows how to enjoy the moment. I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them. Anything less than that and you’ll tip over. With your current account balance, which Apple product ca you buy?Ģmph. Bring a photo of your dog and get $1 off your purchase. Other me: There’s sober children in Africa, finish it. When the professor is passionate about teaching and you genuinely understan and enjoy the class. Father of the year award goes to… This is every old man’s profile picture and it’s always uploaded 9 times. How I wake up after a 5 hour nap that I took after sleeping all night long. My girlfiend’s hairclip nearly put me in cardiac arrest. I am some form of permanently exhauted pigeon. Me: Do you thin twins ever get themselves mixed up and forget which ones they are? Don’t f*** with Raymond: He threw a lamp at another student and told them to “lighten the F*** up”. Remember Ice Cube? This is him now, feel old? If I have to parallel park, don’t invite me. Still the best graduation cap ever: Game Of Loans. I’m totally against the selfie-stick but every now and then an exception comes along. ![]() And now ladies and gentleman, may I proudly present to you, the future. Me when I get home: When your girl says she doesn’t want anything from MCDonalds but you turn your head and see her like this Peta: Cows are friends not food.Ĭommenter: Name one cow you’re friends with. Me: ok I’m feeling really motivated, when I get home I’m going to sort my life out, get all of my work done and be successful. I googled ‘corgi shorts’ instead of ‘cargo shorts’ and it turned out fantastically. Me anytime my pet alls asleep in a cute position. This is the type of guy you read about in math problems. So here he is, showing them to the dog! Every girl: OMG traveling is my passion! His Dad said there was lots of Dog training videos on YouTube. Lincoln told his Dad he wanted to learn how to train his puppy. Not A Cop: If anyone is planning any illegal activities tonight let me know. Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up, and everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up too. *Short People Suck* I wanted to erase it, but I couldn’t reach the sign. When you and your girl are arguing and you’re both wrong so you start mocking each other. I can’t wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay. What did you get? > I got diarreah but t was worth it. When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning. When your nose is stuffed and you just sit there and think about the time when it was’t stuffed and how you just took breathing freely for granted. Did you just use a saxaphone as a Nike icon? Improvise. So I gave it beautiful breasts.When your landlord says no dogs allowed. “If she was going to do role playing of what she would be like when she was 16 or 17, it was a little stupid to play with a doll that had a flat chest. ![]() “Every little girl needed a doll through which to project herself into her dream of her future,” she said in a 1977 interview, as quoted in the obituary. She didn’t see anything wrong with that, according to her 2002 obituary in the New York Times. But Handler acknowledged that Barbie was undeniably sexier than most American dolls of her day. The new doll was named Barbie, after Handler’s daughter.īy the time Barbie turned 50, in 2009, Mattel had sold more than 1 billion copies of the doll, partly by “cultivating its wholesome image,” according to TIME. Three years later - on this day, March 9, in 1959 - she introduced her own adaptation at the American International Toy Fair in New York. Ruth Handler brought three of the dolls home with her to California, per TIME. They caught the eye of 15-year-old Barbara Handler on a 1956 vacation in Switzerland with her mother, Ruth - a co-founder of the Mattel toy company. Nonetheless, Lilli dolls were soon coveted by children as well as adults. ![]()
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